My 1st Visit to the National Aviary!

I finally went to the National Aviary! Here are some pictures of the birds along with some funny captions.



"I'm not evil! Red eye removal wouldn't work!"



"Can I eat you? Please? PRETTY PLEASE?! YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T CARE I'M GOING TO EAT YOU ANYWAY!"



"WTF?"



"I'm just a big fucking ray of sunshine, aren't I?"



"Am I dead?"



"OMG! What was that????"



"Leave me alone! I'm playing dead!"



"What just went up there?"



"Look at the other birds and leave me the hell alone!"



"STFU and go away! Can't you see that we are eating? Asshole!"



"Stop taking pictures of me you asshole!"



"I'm the best bird of them all!"



"Give me a hug! Be my friend too!"



"What was that noise?"



"The president sucks ass! I'm smarter than he is, I could run this country better."



"Showin' off my bod."



"Thank you. Thank you very much."



"Like my hairdo?"



"Take the picture already! I'm actually gonna let you take a picture of me, unlike the other birds."



"Come on! I'm lonely, be my FRIEND!!!"



"Wha cha you lookin' at?"